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Uncle PB doesn’t deal well with goodbyes. As members of his prestigious crime staff graduate from the police academy and move onto greater adventures, ol’ PB can’t help but smile. As Dr. Seuss said, “Don’t […]
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Police Briefs and Bluff Briefs (November 7, 2013)
Police Briefs It was one of the weirder weeks in crime, and Uncle PB is a little appalled at the creativity of the offenses. Alcohol violations are one thing, but trucks of marijuana and loading […]
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Police Briefs and Bluff Briefs (October 24, 2013)
Police Briefs Uncle PB has a new set of wheels. The public safety department must have finally recognized his hard work and given him what he’s wanted all along: a chick magnet. Now, the ladies […]
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What a coincidence that the same week The Duke publishes a story about alcohol use on campus, everyone parties like it’s going out of style. You kept Uncle PB very busy, and he’s not too […]
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Back in the days of Windows 95 and AOL email, Uncle PB could barely write the weekly crime report because of all the pop-ups and spam mail. It wasn’t a pleasant time. Not a day […]
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One of Uncle PB’s all-time favorite movies is Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, which follows Pee-wee Herman on a journey to find his stolen bike. PB remembers taking his kids to the movie theater to see it, […]